Dear ________________,

Dear ________________,

I am writing to you because I consider you as a fairly good grocery shopper.

I am worried about my subconscious. When I arrived home, I noticed a slew of healthy products, like kale, beets, avocados, cucumbers, tomatoes and almond milk. However, I also found ice cream and a half-eaten box of creme-filled cookies.

Who am I? What do my shopping habits say about my being? Am I a horrible person? Am I a horrible person because I didn’t pay the premium for organic vegetables?

Is there anything else you would have suggested I purchase?

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Ezra

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