Dear Chocolate,

Dear Chocolate,

You and me are pretty good together. You complement parts of me I didn’t even know were lacking. I know what people’s initial reaction to seeing us together is. “That’s so unnatural and wrong,” they scream, “if god wanted things to mix, he would’ve created them together!”

And I also know that you do some one of your best work on your own. But I just wanted to let you know that I’m a lucky guy for having met you. You make me a better person.

Would you, maybe, perhaps, want to see if we can take things to the next level? We make a great team and I can’t think of a life without you anymore.

Love,

Peanut Butter

Dear Peanut Butter,

We’ve had some really good times together, but I can’t lead you on. I could never be monogamous with you. You should taste me with sea salt, if you know what I mean.

At times you can be a really smooth lover, but some of my kisses just taste better with almonds. I know that seeing us together makes a lot of mouths happy, so let’s just be friends with benefits.

Fond(ant)ly,

Chocolate