The Things I Didn’t Write Last Week

“Who sold their soul to the devil to get Ghost: The Musical made?”

A scathing review of a musical that should have never been produced.

“The Official Ezra Butler Guide to Shopping”

When you need a book about Jesus from Barnes & Noble and buy a pair of pants from TopMan instead.

“Why are eating ‘hot dogs’ synonymous with American patriotism?”

An essay about how hot dogs are really an allegory for all the problems with our society.

“From Picking Grapes to Driving People to Drink Wine.”

An interview with my Uber driver who went from being a migrant worker in Central California at age 12 to driving me to my July 4th fireworks viewing party in the Hollywood Hills.

“The Caper Caper”

A short fiction story about a criminal mastermind hellbent on getting some capers for his salad.

“Why We Need The Fashion Police.”

An essay about we need them now more than ever.

“An Open Letter to a Secret Crush”

Because he should know, dammit. Unless he does already. Which would be awkward.

A Hate Sonnet about “July Gloom”

Kind of self-explanatory.

“How West Hollywood is like Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood.”

See: https://twitter.com/ezrabutler/status/485498745300086784

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